What sort of an update is this? Well, let’s say that it’s a warning, a suggestion or a helpful tip. It is really simple as well, “Don’t have Chicken McNuggets from McDonalds”. Simple as that. I made the mistake today and tried them out for the first time in my life.

It tastes more like blended toilet paper with a little bit of water, then deep fried in an oil which has had some chemical chicken flavouring added in. I have never seen chicken that has air bubbles in its meat.
And don’t even get me started on their “chilli” sauce. I don’t know about the people that make the decisions at McDonalds, but when I want chilli I expect it to be spicy. And not something as mild as chocolate cookies.
Argh! Shame on them for closing down all the other fast food places in Austria, at least those places had something edible.
3 replies to “Chicken(Toilet Paper) McNuggets”
Mark said on December 23rd, 2006 at 16:21
I did use to like them when I was a kid, I think anything dipped in their BBQ sauce was edible, including rat… which was probably useful for them.
I miss KFC though :( In the UK anyway they didn’t use reconstituted chicken in their burgers, though their popcorn chicken is even more cardboardy than McDonalds McNuggets.
Batkofsky said on December 23rd, 2006 at 23:30
I find it worrying that you know what toilet paper tastes like… something I should know rick? :P
crazybjörn said on December 23rd, 2006 at 23:41
I’ve a theory of how it tastes like, very dry and paper-y :P